The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of hacking the Gibson, all of them involving young muslim men.

In the glorious days of Richard Littlejohn, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience hacking the Gibson, but nowadays thanks to young muslim men hacking the Gibson is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..